Nice girls get called stupid

I have been such a nice girl over the weekend. I should get some award for being the nicest girl in the world. I don't know why nobody recognizes it.

One of mom's friends was visiting over the weekend. She is this nasty types. She has to make some snide remark on me or Sis. She especially derives a lot of pleasure in asking about Sis's grades. She knows Sis's grades suck. But she has to ask every time. One time she told Sis, "You have a nice skin complexion. You must be taking a lot of care." Which basically means that she thinks Sis is spending a lot of time on her beauty. (She does :D )

On Sunday, she asked me if I had seen "Angels & Demons". I told her I hadn't. She goes, "Oh, I though you see every movie the first day." What the f***. That's her way of saying my parents are too liberal on us. I was pissed.

Later we were sitting in the backyard. The sprinklers were on. She left her shoes at the edge of the grass. They were some nice looking shoes. I don't know how much they cost but they did look expensive. They were just 6 inches from where the sprinklers were hitting. All I had to do was just a little flick with my foot and the shoe would've had a well deserved shower. I didn't do it! I told myself I am not the kind of person who hits below the belt like that.

I later told my Sis about it, she said I am stupid for not grabbing the opportunity to ruin the shoes. But I still believe I did the nicest thing by not spoiling her shoes. She should be thanking me for it :D

Philosophical Meme

I love doing memes! You know why? Because I am a self-absorbed bitch!

Here is another one I found on some blogs. These are some serious questions!

1. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? I would probably regret not telling my Sis that I love her. As much as we fight all day or scream at each other, I think we both share a deep bond.

2. If a new medicine were developed that would cure arthritis but cause a fatal reaction in 1 percent of those who took it, would you want it to be released to the public? No. If it is unsafe for public, it should remain in the lab.

3. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want? Body of course! There are a lot of people who are still very sharp at 90. So mind is in my control, not body.

4. If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would you do so? Haha. I know my mom's answer! She still tries to "help" us choose a profession. No, I won't choose for the child.

5. If you knew there would be a nuclear war in one week, what would do? (you can’t stop it) I guess I will try to find a bunker. If not, I will enjoy the life for next one week - d every possible sin. Definitely eat the whole chocolate cake.

6. Would you accept twenty years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you had to die at the end of the period? ABSOLUTELY!

7. If the person you were engaged to marry had an accident and became a paraplegic, would you go through with the marriage or back out of it? I would probably go through it. If I am marrying someone, it must be someone I love. I don't think love would disappear just like that.

8. Someone very close to you is in pain, paralyzed, and will die in a month. They beg you to give them poison so they that they can die. Would you? Yes. Hard to do it, but, if I love them, I would do it for them.

9. Given the choice of anyone in the world, who would you want as your dinner guest? as a close friend? as a lover? Dinner guest: George Clooney :D
Close Friend: J.K.Rowlings - I want to be a write may be she can help me!
Lover: Obama

10. What is the worst psychological torture you can imagine suffering? (it cannot involve any physical harm to you)? Knowing that my friends getting hurt and I can't do anything to stop it

11. You and a person you love deeply are placed in separate rooms with a button next to each of you. You know that you will both be killed unless one of you presses the button before 60 minutes pass; furthermore, the first to press the button will save the other person, but will immediately be killed. What do you think you would do? I will click the button as soon as I can. I would want my loved one to live. The guy who make this list of questions must have watched the Batman movie a bunch of times :D


12. Would you be willing to go to a slaughterhouse and kill a cow? Nope. I don't eat meat. Nor can I see animals getting hurt.

13. For $20,000 would you go for 3 months without washing, brushing your teeth, and using deodorant? Assume you could not explain your reasons to anyone, and there would be no long-term effect on your career. (you are not choosing one, you would have to go without all three). Yikes! But imagine what I can do with the $20000!! I am quite tempted :D Where do I sign up?

14. Which of these restrictions could you best tolerate: leaving the country permanently or never leaving the state in which you now live? I don't mind leaving the country. I do want to travel a lot, may be that is one way of doing it. I will probably die if I knew that I can never leave the state.

15. If you could choose the sex and physical appearance of your soon-to-be-born child, would you do it? I don't think so.

16. Would you be willing to decrease your life expectancy by 5 years if you could become extremely attractive? Yes. Can I exchange 5 more years to be super intelligent, I would take it too!

17. If your friends and acquaintances were willing to bluntly tell you what they really think of you, would you want them to? Yes. Its better to hear it on my face than behind my back

18. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Nah, I am so dead by then who cares.

19. Would you like to know the precise date of your death? Nope, that would spoil all the fun in life :)

20. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it would induce someone to provide for 1,000 starving children in Indonesia? 5 years and just 1000 children? I could do 1year for 5000 children :D

100 questions

Got nothing to do. None of my friends on chat either. So let me do the right thing at such times... post a completely self-centered meme.

LAST TIMES…

1. Last beverage:

Orange Juice with breakfast

2. Last phone call:

Grandma in India. Last night.

3. Last text message:

Don't have a cell phone :(

4. Last song you listened to:

American Idiot by Green Day

5. Last time you cried:

Last week. Fought with Sis and passed a judgment that I was at fault. I stormed into my room crying :D

HAVE YOU EVER...

6. Dated someone twice:

I should say "no" twice because I never dated even once. Not allowed to date yet.

7. Been cheated on? :

See answer above

8. Kissed someone & regretted it?

Nope - I have a feeling that this questionnaire for people over 30, who have been around the block a few times?

9. Lost someone special?

No, unless if I can count our pet hamster dying when I was 5 or something

10. Been depressed?

Yes, every gym class

11. Been drunk and threw up?

Haha. I wish! No.

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Blue

13. Orange

14. White

15. Black

(Sorry to break the stereotype. Pink is not a favorite color of mine. I like pink some times but not always)

FIRSTS :

16. Made new friends:

Don't remember. Probably in my preschool

17. Fallen out of love:

Never been in love

18. Laughed until you cried:

Oh yeah! A lot of times. And got caught half the time, because, in most cases, it was in class.

19. Met someone who changed you:

This is the 'serious philosophical questions' part? I probably met a few but don't remember. May be they didn't change me enough :D

20. Found out who your true friends were:

I know my true friends, don't need to find out.

21. Found out someone was talking about you:

Haha. Happens all the time. What do you think girls do in lunch time? I keep hearing so-and-so said so-and-so about you all the time. I don't remember the first time though

HAVE YOU:

22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list:

Lol no.

23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:

Assuming friend's list on my gtalk, all of them

24. How many kids do you want to have:

Hmm... I don't think I can handle kids. I like them but I don't think I want some for my own

25. Do you have any pets:

Not in a long time.

26. Do you want to change your name:

No. I like my name.

27. What did you do for your last birthday:

We had a party at our place. Mom always invites all my friends. I cut the cake. Then we played some stupid board games. It was fun though.

28.What time did you wake up today:

7:30am! What the hell is wrong with me!

29. What were you doing at midnight last night:

I fell asleep reading a book. So I must be sleeping with a book on my face.

30. Name something you CANNOT wait for :

Summer holidays!!

31. Last time you saw your father:

Last night at dinner

32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:

One thing? There are hundreds of things I can change! I won't even get into the physical aspects part. I think I would like to be less lazy.

33. Most visited web page:

Wikipedia

WHAT'S YOUR :

34. Name:

Divya

35. Nicknames:

Divs at school, Chinnu by mom. Dad calls me with a ton of pet names.

36. Zodiac sign:

Don't believe in Zodiac signs

37. Male or female or transgender :

ROFL @ Transgender. Is that the politically correct thing to ask these days? I am female.

38. Elementary:

Don't want to remember

39. Colleges:

Still in school. Hope to get into UCLA!

40. Hair color:

Black

41. Long or short:

Medium I guess

42. Height:

5'4

43. Do you have a crush on someone?

Hell yeah!

44. Ever been in love?

No

45. Piercings?

Ears. I would LOVE to get a belly button ring. My mom would kill me just for asking. 4 of my classmates have belly button rings. One is even considering a nipple ring (ouch!!). I am probably too chicken to get a nipple ring but belly button ring, I want!

46. Tattoos?

Yeah, right! I would love to get a butterfly on my ankle or shoulder. This questionnaire is quickly turning into a wishlist. lol.

47. Righty or lefty:

Righty

48. First surgery:

None yet

49. First piercing:

Ears, when I was 2 or something

50. First best friend:

My cousin Swetha

51. First sport you loved:

Soccer! I still love it.

52. First pet :

Hammy, our pet hamster

53. First vacation:

I think Disneyland when I was 5

54. First concert:

Haven't been to any real concerts. Been to tons of Indian music "concerts".

55. First crush:

John in fifth grade, who later turned out to be an epic jerk

56. Eating:

Yes I do eat :P A LOT too

57. Drinking:

I prefer water most of the times. Coke or Orange juice some times.

58. I'm about to:

Get ready to go out with mom and Sis. We are supposed to go to this 'party' at mom's friend's place. I know how these parties are going to be - I can see myself sitting in a corner and playing with mom's iphone.

59. Listening to:

Random stuff on my computer

YOUR FUTURE

61. Want kids?

I don't think so. Too young to think of them anyway

62. Want to get married?

May be.

63. Careers in mind?

I want to get into engineering. I like computers or airospace. Let's see.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

64. Lips or eyes:

Eyes

65. Hugs or kisses:

Both!

66. Shorter or taller:

Taller

67. Older or Younger:

Doesn't matter I guess. But given the general maturity of boys I know, I think they have to be a lot older not to be the juvinile jerks I know.

68. Romantic or spontaneous:

They are the same :)

69. Nice stomach or nice arms:

Nice stomach

70. Sensitive or loud:

Depends on the mood

71. Hook-up or relationship:

At the moment, none :(

72. Trouble maker or hesitant:

Who knows when to be what

HAVE YOU EVER :

73. Kissed a stranger:

No

74. Lost glasses/contacts:

Thankfully, my vision is perfect :)

76. Broken some one's heart:

I would like to think so, haha. But I don't think so.

77. Had your own heart broken:

No

78. Been arrested:

Haha! With my criminal mind, I am sure I will be one day :D

79. Turned someone down:

For what? I turned a lot of people down for a lot of things. For example, my mom's friend was asking me if I want to play a part in the play they are putting together. I turned her down.

80. Cried when someone died:

Yes

81. Liked a friend that is a girl?:

Of course.

YOU BELIEVE IN:

82. Yourself:

Most of the times :)

83. Miracles:

Nope. There are no such things.

84. God:

No

85. Love at first sight:

Yes

86. Heaven:

No

87. Santa Claus:

In malls, yes. In reality, no.

88. Kiss on the first date?

If the guy is well-mannered and cute, I won't mind.

89. Angels:

No. He he, although I call myself Devilish Angel

90. Devils:

None other than me

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

91. Is there one person you want to be with right now?

YES! Very much!

92. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?

Haha! I won't even answer the question.

93. Wanted to kill someone ever?

I may have said, I want to kill somebody, but never meant it literally

94. Among your blog mates, whom would you like to kiss?
Don't have any blog mates yet

95. Committed a blunder and regretted later?
If you count my exams, it's every exam :D

96. Wanted to steal you friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? :
Hmm.. Ok, I better not answer that ;)

ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR :

97. White:
Got a bunch of white tanktops. Can't think of anything else.

98. Black:
My black jeans

99. Red:
Top

100. Pink:
I have EVERYTHING of pink. Top, pants, bra, panties, slippers, pajamas, nail polish you name it

Phew!

Not Waking up in Vegas

I was watching the video "Waking up in Vegas" by Katy Perry. Made me realize I have never been to Vegas! :( I think I have to be of drinking age to go. Oh, wait, I already drank alcohol so may be they should let me go! Oh, well. I guess I will just have to wait another few years before I can experience the glitter of Vegas.

Peanut brains

I don't know what the hell is wrong with guys! Seriously. This morning in math class, our teacher stepped out of class for a few minutes. This jerk called Chris started snorting peanuts! Like stick a peanut in his nostril and snort it out. One peanut hit me and I gave him the WTF look. He laughs like a retard and goes, "What? That's not funny." I hope he chokes on the peanut and gets rescued by some Heimlich maneuver. Now that would be funny! Jerks.

Short story

This morning was a lot of fun at our place. I got crap load of homework to do. I was sitting in the kitchen working while dad was eating breakfast. Sis wanted to go to the mall and dad had said he would drop her. (As far as mom and dad are concerned, she was going out with her female friends. More on that later)

So mom was cooking or something, I was working and dad was eating. Down walks Sis from her room. I almost fell off the chair because she was wearing a skirt so short that half her ass was hanging out. Her top matched the skirt in size. I think Sis bought that skirt a couple of years ago LOL!

You should've seen mom! She went all red. She was furious and screamed at Sis, "What the hell do you think you are wearing!!". For the next 10 minutes they both shouted at the top of their lungs. Dad and I were quietly watching the show.

Then suddenly Sis turns to dad and asks "Dad, do you think this dress is indecent?" I felt so sorry for dad. I know he doesn't care what we wear. But if he said that, mom was going to kill him. He was all diplomatic and said, "You know, if your mom has such a huge problem with it, why don't you consider changing?" Then Sis completely ignored him and continued to argued with mom. ROFL.

Long story short, Sis changed to a longer skirt and a top that covers more of her torso. She left fuming.

Our house is a circus.

Chocoheaven

I ate dinner at 8 and I was already hungry by 9! What is wrong with me? But you won't believe what I found in the refrigerator. A piece of chocolate cake. I guess my mom was saving it for her chocolate cravings ha ha ha. All I can say is... Sorry mom :D